ok, so if you've ever had your own website, and viewed your site traffic statistics through a traffic analyzer, you know that it generates reports about your visitors, giving you interesting information like what keywords or phrases anonymous people entered into Google or whatever search engine... key phrases that led them to find your little website. I've found that while some make total sense (ie: searching for "kosowski" or "karen kosowski") some of them can be really funny and random, really making me scratch my head in wonder. I thought i'd share some of the funnier phrases with you... and if you can figure out how these phrases led people to MY website, i'd love to know:

- tim hortons gravesite
- ferrero rocher give me the night
- swears from a to z
- the hardest question in the world
- tofu tortillas
- does wal-mart sell sushi?
- tinwhistle titanic
- veclempt
- aunt ann spanking
- skinamarink mp3
- bush words spliced to make song
- everyone loves raymond sound board
- mythology blueberries
- weather on january 30 2005 in cleveland oh
- llbo liquor delivery
- i don t want to go to the gym
- cajun seasoning and bronchitis
- bronchitis cheese and onion
- brittany tit
- chuck e. cheeses toronto
- why are musicians flakey?
- toronto strep-throat walk-in

and lastly my personal favorite..."what happened to roxette" . This one shows up a a search term a LOT - in 2005, it showed up 21 times with no punctuation, 8 more times with a "?" at the end, and one time with the word "whatever" instead of "what"!!! Now, I don't remember ever having any Roxette-related content on my website... ???!! And who are all these people searching for Roxette? I don't think about them, and i did grow up as a child of the Roxette age.... come to think of it, what DID happen to them?? lol i'm tempted to go search now.

k