My Top 5 Favorite Quotes from Flight of the Conchords (subject to change!)

1. These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me, I've just been cutting onions. I'm just making a lasagne...for one.

2. Binary solo!

3. Then you go sort out the recycling...Which isn’t part of the foreplay, but it’s still very important

4. She's got two jobs. She's a pastry chef and a sniper.

5. I poked one - it was dead.